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Fetterman Camp Releases Brain Tests, Claims He’s Always Been This Way

Fetterman Camp Releases Brain Tests, Claims He’s Always Been This Way

This news and commentary by Tom Pappert originally appeared on Valiant News.

The U.S. Senate campaign for full-time stroke patient and part-time Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman has released new tests meant to assure the public that Fetterman’s odd behavior and poor speech skills should be of no concern to voters.

Fetterman’s campaign released the findings of two common post-stroke tests this afternoon, giving them to the New York Times to report rather than the public. He suffered a stroke about four months ago, and remained hospitalized on election day and thus unable to deliver a victory speech.

Those tests – the Saint Louis University Mental Status Examination (SLUMS) and the Repeatable Battery for the Assessment of Neuropsychological Status (RBANS), according to Newsmax – found that Fetterman’s mental faculties are normal for a high school graduate around his age, according to Fetterman’s campaign, filtered through the Times.

In other words, Fetterman’s campaign would have us believe that John’s always been unable to speak in complete sentences.

Fetterman’s presence on the campaign trail slowed to a crawl after he suffered the stroke, with Valiant News recently reporting that the Democrat did not have a single campaign event scheduled during the month of August. However, Fetterman’s campaign offered to train volunteers on how to “ratio” his enemies on Twitter.

Following our reporting, Fetterman’s campaign announced a small number of in-person events, including a rally with Joe Biden. These rallies have resulted in viral videos where Fetterman seems unable to master even basic English.

At one point Fetterman drew laughs and cringes from both sides of the aisle when he proudly raised a pink t-shirt above his head and shouted, “I am John Fetterwoman,” ostensibly to prove that he supports women, transgenderism, and the color pink.

Fetterman’s campaign originally used the candidate’s failing speech abilities as an excuse to dodge a debate against his Republican opponent, Dr. Mehmet Oz, though has more recently agreed to a single debate a mere two weeks before the election.

Oz’s campaign expressed doubt regarding the alleged findings regarding Fetterman’s brain, with Newsmax reporting that an Oz campaign representative asked, “How can anyone glean anything from a quote in the New York Times story provided by a campaign spokesman about what a doctor said to somebody else?”

While the campaign finally seems willing to speak to voters about Fetterman’s mental faculties, it has yet to comment on the weird growth that seems to have grown on the back of the candidate’s neck.

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  1. merryinfidel says:

    All liberals are brain damaged and he’s no exception…

  2. Ric says:

    American voters embrace people for government office to as sharp & keen on addressing a presenting their point of view.

    • 2004done says:

      And the proof is obvious: creepyjoe & his DOCTOR-handler jill, laughing-hyena harris, obamao (WITHOUT teleprompter), pel-um-er-osi, chucky six-ways-to-Sunday schumer, (and those are just the headliners), etc.

  3. 1947 says:

    “In other words, Fetterman’s campaign would have us believe that John’s always been unable to speak in complete sentences.” You mean like Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden?

  4. Maria says:

    Please, voters, NO MORE INCOMPETENT PEOPLE FOR GOVERNMENT POSITIONS. We The People need educated, common sense representatives to represent us and John Fetterman does not fit the equation.

  5. Tarheel says:

    Just another typical brain dead liberal politician. What is really disturbing is liberal voters, VOTE for these people. Do we really have that many brain damaged people in this country? Apparently so.

    • Liberty's Advocate says:

      I know your question is rhetorical, but it begs an answer nonetheless. For at least two generations, the Left (Progressives, Liberals, Socialists, Democrats . . . whatever equivalency you choose to use) have been actively dumbing-down a citizenry who now, by and large, have no clue about the origins of our precious individual freedoms, how they rely on a well educated electorate, how they cannot exist without the acceptance of personal responsibility for one’s actions and how they are uniquely bonded to our Judeo-Christian history and ethics. We no longer teach American History and Civics in our “government-controlled indoctrination centers” and with the retirement of each generation of teachers, that knowledge and clear appreciation for its efficacy and beauty fade farther into the ever-diminishing memories of a dying generation of citizens who are not universally aware of it either! We grow closer to the Socialist takeover of this country with every uninvolved breath we take. I’ve been watching, shouting about their tactics and progress for almost 50 years. No one listens except those leftist radicals who use name calling and denial in order to conceal the reality of it.

      • 2004done says:

        Liberty’s: Joe McCarthy was trying to tell us 75 years ago (almost 4 generations), but leftist radicals used name calling and denial and concealed the reality of it, so thank you for an accurate assessment, I ‘ll try to continue with you (only been aware for about 40 years myself, but was exposed to it longer) .

  6. Cajun says:

    Audience sounds like a large group.
    What do they see in this guy? Low, low, low information voters.

  7. Bobby says:

    This moron can’t even function on a high school level. He sounds like someone who did not even go to school or flunked all his classes, specifically English.
    And he is in a high government position, but he can’t speak in a coherent sentence.
    What kind of idiot would vote for this kind of moron, and Pennsylvania is not a liberal, left state to begin with, so who voted for him and all the others ?

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