I am not saying that the people who run Disney are utter morons. I’m thinking about it, but not saying it. Actually, they name the movie Snow White and the Seven Magical Creatures.
But, Snow is Hispanic and of the other seven, only one is a dwarf and the other six are both men and women who are full-sized. I suppose they will make the witch the hero in the movie and if they typecast the part, it will be played by Nancy Pelosi.
But, I want to help Disney out, I really do. I don’t want to see them lose another woke flop. This is what I propose. Disney writes me a check for one hundred million dollars and forget making this movie and they will cut their losses in half.
We all come out winning. But, let me just say this to the executives at Disney, and remember I am only saying this because I really care. Drugs kill, man.
Might I suggest you have a designated decision-maker? That person would have to forego the use of alcohol and cannot take a drag on the old crack pipe.
That way when some suggest making Cinderella with a bearded transgender in the lead role, that person could just veto doing the movie.
And while we are at it, what is with the Magic Kingdom? It sounds like colonialism to me. How about calling it the Magic Commune? Also, casting
Snow White with a Hispanic? Isn’t that cultural appropriation?
EXCLUSIVE Snow White and the Seven… Politically-Correct Companions? https://t.co/gOantUJDEQ pic.twitter.com/Gn8NpFIEKP
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) July 14, 2023
Disney opted to reconceptualize the seven dwarves after Dinklage expressed outrage over the idea of dwarves being in the film during a podcast with actor Marc Maron last year.
He said at the time:
“There’s a lot of hypocrisy going. Literally no offense to anyone, but I was a little taken aback when they were very proud to cast a Latina actress as Snow White. But you’re still telling the story of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’ Take a step back and look at what you’re doing there. It makes no sense to me.”
In addition to the exclusive photos, the outlet reported on the state of the production. It noted that the images were taken as the film’s crew was shooting scenes in Bedfordshire, U.K. on Thursday.
The photos featured Snow White, played by someone standing in for Zegler, wearing her classic blue and yellow dress with a red cloak, while walking through a field with her fairy tale companions.
Dinklage added, “You’re progressive in one way, but then you’re still making that f—ing backwards story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together, what the f— are you doing, man?”
After the actor’s complaint, Disney provided a statement indicating they would take a “different approach” with the dwarves. The company said, “To avoid reinforcing stereotypes from the original animated film, we are taking a different approach with these seven characters and have been consulting with members of the dwarfism community.”
The casting of Zegler had already generated controversy, as the actress of Colombian and Polish descent was cast to play a character who was originally written as a German princess with notably fair skin.
She told Vanity Fair in October: “People are making jokes about ours being the PC ‘Snow White’, where it’s like, yeah, it is – because it needed that.
Of the new seven “magical creatures” pictured, only one appears to have dwarfism, while the others seem to be fully sized men and women of multiple races.
Disney, just write me the check and we can aqll go home happy.
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IF Dizzknee had ever bothered to see a Lord of the Rings movie, they’d know it’s easy to make “regular-sized” actors look “short & small”.
IF Dinklage, a fine actor, had thought about it more, he might’ve concluded that featuring “dwarves” would give spotlight acting opportunities to his fellow small folks.
Hopefully Dinklage has in mind good scripts for his fellow small folks.
The scripted characterizations of the 7 dwarves would either make them appear like caricatures, or adult humans. Of course buffoonish characters have starred in many movies.
Any story–including a time-honored classic–can be retold in fun, playful, intelligent ways.
I guess Dizzknee found that concept too challenging. Or dull?
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Disney twisting themselves into knots as absurd levels to prevent even the remotest of hurt feelings by anyone. Have they also consulted with the witches guild about stereotyping? Just stupid. They are burning money making woke stuff nobody will pay to see. You can tell this is a stinker just from the one still shot pictured here.Poor Walt must be spinning in his grave. On a related note I hear their parks are pretty empty. Average folks can no longer carry the expense of a visit with their families. Their prices for tickets and rooms are too high. Then you get restricted ride going by forced use of “reservations.” What a sad end to a formerly great company. Its probably time to sell my Disney stock.
Disney twisting themselves into knots at absurd levels to prevent even the remotest of hurt feelings by anyone. Have they also consulted with the witches guild about stereotyping? Just stupid. They are burning money making woke stuff nobody will pay to see. You can tell this is a stinker just from the one still shot pictured here.Poor Walt must be spinning in his grave. On a related note I hear their parks are pretty empty. Average folks can no longer carry the expense of a visit with their families. Their prices for tickets and rooms are too high. Then you get restricted ride going by forced use of “reservations.” What a sad end to a formerly great company. Its probably time to sell my Disney stock.
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Snow brown and the seven companions, wait !!!
Snow brown and the gay white guy, the gay black guy, the lesbian, the black lady, the trans guy, the trans woman, the Asian, is that seven. Might need to change it to ten
Snow brown and one representative from all groups except white man. That was easier.
Are the writers so obtuse they can not come up with a new story instead of ruining an old fairytale that many of us grew up with, shared with our kids and now grandkids. It’s a fairytale, why try to make it woke and politically correct. All it does is piss everyone off that enjoyed the original.